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Made of soft, eco-friendly silicone, this tool for "cute and easy" double eyelid formation is designed to yield a nearly instant transformation.
Just close your eyes, clip them to your eyelid skin like a pair of eyelash mini-curlers, wait five minutes, and presto! -- "big bright eyes that everyone admires!" per the manufacturer.
The cost? $3.15 each (but only $2.55 if you order at least 20).
But wait! There's more. It comes with a best-price guarantee, 45 day money-back guarantee, one year exchange warranty, free shipping, and lifelong online support! Try finding that with expensive cutting surgery.
APSG Q and A's:
Q: So, how much are the two contraptions above really worth?
A: We estimate about five cents less than the five cents it probably cost to have them manufactured.
Q: Is that just a snide way of saying they don't really work?
A:
Who knows? According to their sales descriptions, they work great. Plus one of them is magic (although, honestly, the top one gives us the willies).
Q: Okay, but even if they don't work that well, are they at least safe? I mean, these are my eyes.
A:
Good question. All we know for sure is that they're easy and cheap, no surgeon required. Isn't that what you were looking for?
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